Amy feels threatened by Sheldon’s new assistant; Wolowitz starts to feel the pressures of being in space.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The vice presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Centre College in Danville, Ky., Martha Raddatz moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

DuBois and Johnson.

As Marcus and the crew search for three missing members, they discover Serrat’s compound and receive an ominous demand; Adm. Shepard and Kylie have a clandestine meeting.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The vice presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Centre College in Danville, Ky., Martha Raddatz moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Bill Ritter, Sade Baderinwa.

Jack and Liz butt heads over political satire on the show; Liz tries to spice up her love life; Jenna learns that Kenneth’s mother and her boyfriend still buy music.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Chris runs into his irritating college roommate (Rob Huebel) and is roped into attending a party; Reagan helps Scott throw a sleepover for his son and his son’s friends.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The vice presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Centre College in Danville, Ky., Martha Raddatz moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Chuck Scarborough and Shiba Russell.

Hopefuls perform for the judges; guest mentors Marc Anthony, Justin Bieber, Scooter Braun, Nick Jonas and will.i.am.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The vice presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Centre College in Danville, Ky., Martha Raddatz moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Elena realizes she must go through a terrible transition and become a vampire; Bonnie pays a steep price for trying to change Elena’s fate; Matt becomes the focus of Damon’s frustration and rage.

4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Police officer Cat Chandler investigates a case that leads her to Vincent, a man guarding a secret; as Cat is drawn closer to Vincent, she must keep their relationship secret.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Ted sees through Lily’s stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 25, 2006)

Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin’s date sitting on the couch naked.

(Originally Aired: Monday Nov 24, 2008)

Liz is forced to intervene when Tracy and Dot Com both want to be the best man at Grizz’s wedding; Pete and Liz are suspicious of Jenna’s new boyfriend (Will Forte).

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 29, 2010)

Raphael is insulted by a New Yorker named Vic; the turtles are captured on video.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Oct 06, 2012)

Internet clips; Kendall Jenner is pranked by her sister Kylie; One Direction introduces a clip.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Jesse (John Stamos) plays with an ”oldies” band to earn some extra money. With Bob Saget and Dave Coulier.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jan 07, 1992)

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie’s birthday party.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jan 14, 1992)

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice but he is spared.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 05, 1997)

A woman contacts Fran, claiming to be her mother.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 12, 1997)

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends’ passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 25, 2003)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager (Emma Stone) to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jan 01, 2010)

Dennis and Dee decide whether or not to pull the plug on their ailing grandfather; the gang learns of Pop-Pop’s history as a Nazi; Mac, Charlie and Frank set off in search of Pop-Pop’s spoils from the war.

8TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The players of the league prepare for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny’s baby boy; Taco’s business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys’ training camp.

4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Romain threatens Joanna with leaving after her meltdown; Adriana excludes Karent from a Dali exhibit; Ana defends Marysol; Lisa warns Karent about the other women.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

Joanna suggests that Marta and Romain meet; Rodolfo gives Karent advice; Ana visits Alexia; Joanna warns Karent that Adriana is out to get her.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Joanna suggests that Marta and Romain meet; Rodolfo gives Karent advice; Ana visits Alexia; Joanna warns Karent that Adriana is out to get her.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Reality-TV star Kate Gosselin; actress Morgan Fairchild.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

A mother is murdered in front of her daughter during a home invasion; a Dallas teenager pays the ultimate price when he attempts to sell his gun.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jun 07, 2012)

A fight between Dallas schoolgirls leads to a deadly home invasion; an innocent man is fatally shot during an attempted carjacking in Cleveland.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

An old-school corrections officer and seasoned prison inmates give four New Jersey good-for-nothings a harrowing taste of life in the slammer.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Four troublesome teenage girls, including a street brawler and a thief, are thrown into a female jail to experience a taste of their possible future.

(Originally Aired: Monday Aug 20, 2012)

Richard stretches Gas Monkey’s style by turning a 1978 Ford Fairmont into a mirrored drift car; Richard restores a rare 1967 Corvette.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 01, 2012)

Richard and Aaron have different ideas for a rare 1932 Ford and a 1964 Econoline van.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 08, 2012)

A 1968 El Camino reignites some brotherly love for Frank; Beep and Holley disagree over how to flip a 1976 Corvette Sting Ray.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Richard and Aaron have different ideas for a rare 1932 Ford and a 1964 Econoline van.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 08, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Monday Jun 25, 2012)

Mordecai and Rigby want to stop Muscle Man from screwing with Thomas.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 08, 2012)

Muscle Man has to go out to a fancy dinner to impress his girlfriend’s parents.

(Originally Aired: Monday Jul 16, 2012)

After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 31, 1999)

When Connie stays over, Hank is mortified that he must help her with a personal problem. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 07, 1999)

Stan takes Steve to Mexico to help him become a man, but when they are kidnapped by a drug cartel, it is up to Steve to break them out.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 13, 2012)

Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 06, 2005)

Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 09, 2010)

The designers are taken to a magnificent location to inspire their creation of avant-garde looks.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

Tim visits the designers’ hometowns; the final four designers must present their looks to the judges to earn one of three spots in the fashion week show.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The dancers are split into trios and assigned routines; one mother takes charge during rehearsal; a mother and daughter team reveal how far they will go to win.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

Highlights from the season.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Highlights from the season.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Highlights from the season.

(Originally Aired: Monday Nov 07, 2011)

The teams live off the land in the Colorado wilderness.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

The gang returns to the shore for the last time; Mike shares about his recovery; Snooki deals with being pregnant in a party house; Deena struggles with her long-distance relationship; Snooki makes an announcement.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

Snooki moves out; Deena struggles with her friend gone; Mike deals with the downside of recovery; Jenni plans a surprise party for Roger.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

A bride’s fashionista friend pushes his own agenda; a pair of twins have a radical shopping plan; a bride gets grief from her conservative peanut gallery.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jan 20, 2012)

A bride has to battle her opinionated grandmother to find her dream dress; a bride is forced to move her wedding date up due to a heartbreaking diagnosis.

(Originally Aired: Friday Feb 17, 2012)

Sara has a Macedonian and a Persian ceremony before her adults-only reception; Mattea throws a candy-themed celebration; Michelle entertains with a dance; Lori hosts a cocktail reception inside a wedding chapel.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Thelma begins to search for her 10 new trainees; once the girls are chosen, chaos ensues and Thelma must act fast before it all falls apart.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Sara has a Macedonian and a Persian ceremony before her adults-only reception; Mattea throws a candy-themed celebration; Michelle entertains with a dance; Lori hosts a cocktail reception inside a wedding chapel.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Shopping network sells gross products; ”Roots” outtakes; reality show pilot; rapper Talib Kweli performs.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 05, 2003)

Stand-up performances from comics Trevor Noah and Dov Davidoff; the debut of Gabriel’s music video, ”Stand-Up Revolution.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

In the spirit of Halloween, Jeff Dunham performs with his special cast of characters including Walter, Bubba J, Peanut, Jose and Achmed all decked out in their Halloween best.

Stand-up performances from comics Nick Guerra and Gina Yashere; ”Hey It’s Fluffy” cartoon; ”Fluffy and the Demon.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Daniel finds a fire safety mascot for the urban community; how to deal with a pedophile uncle.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

Director Paul Thomas Anderson.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

JP Morgan’s arrival to watch work on the Titanic leads to Mark’s reinstatement; Sofia wants to make her relationship with Mark public.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Political maneuverings lead to Emily’s arrest; Mark’s safety proposal is rejected by the company chairman; Mark must choose between leaving with Sofia or staying in Belfast.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The vampire count (Gary Oldman) of Transylvania seeks his lost love (Winona Ryder) and the conquest of Britain by plague.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jan 01, 1992)

A substitute teacher (Adrien Brody) and a principal (Marcia Gay Harden) are among those trying to maintain their sanity in the face of a crumbling high-school environment.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Jan 01, 2011)

A client refuses to hire Vin, sparking a race discussion among the Gigolos; Steven attempts to quit smoking.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Aug 09, 2012)

Personal challenges start to take their toll on Jon.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Aug 29, 2010)

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jul 18, 2010)

Early supports Georgia public education.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 01, 2006)

Stan takes Steve to Mexico to help him become a man, but when they are kidnapped by a drug cartel, it is up to Steve to break them out.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 13, 2012)

Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 06, 2005)

Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 09, 2010)

Peter and the gang’s search for the historical source of dirty jokes leads them to Virginia, where they reunite with Cleveland.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 16, 2010)