Lisa Whelchel is pushed to her limits; as temperatures drop, two contestants make a risky decision.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The BAU investigates when a prisoner escapes and starts leaving behind victims with his unique trademark; the team gets to know its newest member.

8TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team searches for D.B. Russell’s granddaughter.

13TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

ONE-HOUR 4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Phil takes Jay on an unconventional fishing trip; Gloria wonders how to break the news about her pregnancy; Dylan temporarily moves in with the Dunphys; Cam and Mitch think about adopting a cat.

4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.

SERIES PREMIERE – SPECIAL TIME

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

A look back at the show’s first season; sneak peek of the season two premiere.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Dog asks George to perform his dog’s surgery; Dorothy tries to improve her relationship with the staff; Angela tries to sell Dr. Rizzo’s artwork.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Nick confesses to having a shared past with Chris’ new girlfriend; Gary steels himself for the consequences of forgetting his anniversary.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The squad reels from the fallout of Capt. Cragen being arrested for the murder of an escort; the arrival of a tough, new captain (Adam Baldwin) increases already high tensions; Detective Amaro struggles with work and his personal life.

TWO-HOUR 14TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Auditions continue.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Orianthi performs as twelve daredevils compete.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Sam and Dean team up with Castiel, Meg and Bobby as they prepare to battle Dick Roman (James Patrick Stuart).

(Originally Aired: Friday May 18, 2012)

Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.

(Originally Aired: Monday Jan 23, 2006)

When Ted tells Stella’s secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.

(Originally Aired: Monday May 05, 2008)

The chefs participate in an underground dining event, each creating a picnic-style meal for the first ”Diner en Blanc” in Las Vegas.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 12, 2012)

The chefs must create a dish while instructing a mystery guest on the other side of a divider to make the same one; the chefs mentor culinary students but aren’t allowed to do any of the cooking.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

The final two chefs create meals based on four letters with help from their own restaurant staff.

4TH SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

A dirty Italian eatery has not been cleaned in 25 years.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 22, 2012)

Helping the owner of Maple Tree Cafe to gain experience in the restaurant industry.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The Pita Grill in Hoboken has a staff that is more interested in having fun than customer service.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The Red Jacket crew works on renovating an antique blackpowder Lyle cannon for Aerosmith rocker Joe Perry.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

An avalanche expert commissions a gun that saves lives; Will reactivates a 57mm recoilless rifle for a mountain rescue team.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Exploring America’s liquor-filled past, including how it led to the OK Corral.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team heads to New Orleans to investigate the Jimani Lounge, where 32 men lost their lives in a fire.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Sep 15, 2012)

The team revisits the Alexandria Zoo; the staff has experienced unexplained occurrences ever since the zookeeper passed away.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

A family buys a mansion that was once the home of Indiana’s notorious serial killer; the family sees apparitions and feel like they are being watched.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Rick and the crew work to restore a miniature Model T; a fire fighter brings in a vintage 1930s forest field service phone.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

A 1940s Japanese Maruishi bicycle pedals into the shop; the crew restores a 1940s Chiclet vending machine.

(Originally Aired: Friday Nov 18, 2011)

A 1900s meat slicer and a 1950s stamp vending machine challenge Rick and his crew.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 01, 2012)

Sammy Hagar hires Rick to restore a vintage refrigerator into a rum dispenser; a horse-themed slot machine that has been dropped and no longer works.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team hopes to secure a series of letters signed by Richard Nixon; Tammie and Johnnie check out a customized ATV; a pair of British Tower rifles are brought in.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team battles for a rare medieval Saxon helmet; one of the very first X-Men comic books is brought into the shop; Chester hopes to hunt down some cash for his crossbow.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

Shortly after the Death Star explodes, the rebels learn of a new Imperial threat.

Ben learns that Bellwood stores are being threatened by alien thugs.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 01, 2012)

Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby’s school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jan 19, 1999)

The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Dec 01, 1998)

Klaus and Roger try, unsuccessfully, to elevate Steve to a higher social circle; Stan and Francine prank each other.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Apr 10, 2011)

Steve and Roger try to cheer up Snot after he is rejected by Hayley; Stan wants to live like a man from the 1960s.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Apr 17, 2011)

Ashley steps up to teach Andrea a lesson about her bad attitude.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 10, 2012)

Andrea gets in over her head; Ashley is determined to find Mr. Right.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 17, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

A teen love triangle ends with a missing girl, a dismembered body and three families changed forever.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 18, 2011)

Ton and Allen fight it out with a local thrift store at a Brooklyn storage auction; a classic arcade redemption; a mid-century water cannon.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 29, 2012)

Ton’s and Allen’s patience is tested in Ventura, Calif.; the guys find a rifle and the basket and burner for a hot-air balloon.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Apr 18, 2012)

Toni and Allen face competition in Glendale, Calif., where they find a 1940s Zildjian brand percussion cymbal and a pyrotechnics control board.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Apr 25, 2012)

Allen & Ton battle local buyers to get a WWII-era motor scooter and Polynesian tattoo tools.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

The team goes head-to-head with a veteran auction buyer over off-road vehicles and heavy metal from the turn of the century.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team goes toe-to-toe with Ton’s evil twin over a medieval catapult and a collection of gold bars.

3RD SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Chris Cole; ”Escape Your Pain”; ”Hot Seat.”

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 24, 2012)

Real World cast members compete; a surprise hookup; a fight involving the entire house.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 19, 2012)

Divorced exes struggle to work together; alliances are revealed; a team crumbles under the pressure.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Sketches include The Tea Party discovering a new hope; Bobby McFerrin duels with Michael Winslow.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 13, 2012)

Sketches include a neighborhood’s reaction to a creature; President Obama uses an anger translator.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 21, 2012)

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Apr 08, 2009)

Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 26, 2011)

16TH SEASON FALL PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Sketches include a first-hand look at President Barack Obama during his college years; crashing a Civil War reenactment; Jesus’s run-in with a dangerous pimp.

2ND SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Anouk is pregnant at age forty-one and has to decide if she wants the child. She finds herself estranged as her choices isolate her from her friends. Anouk feels pressured to condemn the slap although she has often felt like administering one.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Nov 22, 2011)

The Attorney General begins a campaign of harassment against Cleaver as revenge for sleeping with his wife. Cleaver defends an innocent ex-school teacher. Fuzz is applying himself to his studies while Cleaver crashes Wendy’s book club meeting.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

A mysterious hacker claims to have more details about the Princefield leak; a former colleague of Patty’s offers Ellen her services.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jul 18, 2012)