Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz talk to junior high girls about science-related careers; Raj plans a date with Lucy.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

As Finch and Reese try to protect six people simultaneously, clues lead them to a coastal town; when a storm forces Finch and Reese to seek shelter in a police station with a group of locals, they realize a killer may be in their midst.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Sherlock uses his trademark skills to investigate the brutal murder of a college professor; one of Watson’s former lovers asks for her help.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 06, 2012)

The study group goes to Shirley’s house for Thanksgiving dinner; Jeff reunites with his father, who he hasn’t seen since he was young.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben’s.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 17, 2013)

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece’s first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 24, 2013)

Skip starts a podcast and makes a surprising discovery about himself; Becca interferes with one of Emily’s parenting decisions, leaving them at odds.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The special victims squad tries to take down a sex-trafficking operation that enslaves young women; when the investigation is halted by Lt. Alexandra Eames (Kathryn Erbe), Detective Benson has to get creative.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The top ten finalists are revealed.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The members of the glee club must select a song from a movie; Rachel and Kurt are taken aback by how quickly Santana makes herself comfortable in the loft.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Charlie and Kate face off as expert witnesses in the same trial.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Jim discovers Janice has become a hoarder and is forcing her husband Walter to live outside.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Lisa threatens to fire Stassi; Scheana has an emotional breakdown at work; Jax tries to win Stassi back.

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 18, 2013)

Lisa organizes a photo shoot for SUR’s staff; Scheana tries to earn Lisa’s respect back; Kristen and Stassi try to make up; the truth about Jax is revealed.

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 25, 2013)

Processed food in the appetizer basket; Indian snack food in the entree round.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jan 10, 2012)

Appetizer round, a sushi platter; entree round, ostrich fillets and blueberry wine; dessert round, two very similar plates.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 24, 2013)

Chefs create a pizza using seafood and then make a four ingredient dish; one chef leaves during the interview; a surprise brings an abrupt end to the interview.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 12, 2006)

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 26, 2006)

Penny starts dating Leonard’s handsome colleague; Leonard and his friends are tortured by Sheldon’s obsession with gift-giving etiquette.

(Originally Aired: Monday Dec 15, 2008)

When Penny’s comment about Wolowitz’s love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting-robot competition.

(Originally Aired: Monday Jan 12, 2009)

The Maze of Terror, trivia- filled Nerd Bowl and the final challenge determine the winner.

1ST SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Dallas homicide detectives call upon the community for help when a man is shot to death in an apartment complex.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Nov 15, 2012)

A 14-year-old Cleveland girl dies at her own birthday party when gunmen fire on a crowd; homicide detectives race to track down multiple shooters in the crime.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

A man claims self-defense when his brother, a Honduran immigrant, is found stabbed to death in his Miami apartment.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

A pit crew suit brings out Cindy’s inner redneck; Paul’s aquatic skills are put to the test; a guitar labeled ”Bigsby” arrives.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 28, 2013)

The crew auctions off a Yankee Stadium ticket light from the early 1900s; a collection of letters signed by Samuel Adams.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 28, 2013)

An oversized M16 training rifle that comes with a training comic book; Vendorama pen dispenser; a butt-activated musical chair.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

A seller brings in buckets filled with sterling silver; a seaman’s locker from the USS Yorktown; Red Baron kiddie ride.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The housing auction yields buys at both ends of the spectrum, from a designer home to a grafitti-tagged house in a rough neighborhood.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Doug and Ed enter into a fierce bidding match over an East Valley property.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Rick leads the group to the CDC; Jim must make a life and death decision.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 28, 2010)

The Stash holds an auction to help a friend sell his collection; relating to one of Spider-Man’s enemies.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Murrugun performs a human pin cushion stunt; Creature tries to reunite with his daughter.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Dave Houser battles Cat Grey on ”Your Worst Nightmare.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The Stash holds an auction to help a friend sell his collection; relating to one of Spider-Man’s enemies.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

A fish kill of biblical proportions causes the gators to stop biting lines and forces the swampers to get inventive in their hunting strategies.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 28, 2013)

Poachers invade the swamp and steal high value gators from several of the hunters; tensions rise as a high stakes bet leads to a turf war; a veteran suffers a devastating loss as a result of Hurricane Isaac.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The Texans must hunt down a stolen rig before the thieves cross into Mexico; the Desert Dogs are called in to sniff out a snake; the Ex Cons kick into high gear hunting for a missing race; the Jersey Boys take possession of a backhoe.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The designers must create fashionable, age-appropriate looks for senior citizens.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 28, 2013)

The designers must create fashion-forward prom wear out of duct tape.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

The divas throw a party for their clueless male clients in order to cut back on wrong-sized returns.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 05, 2013)

Chanel and Sterling; ”Save Your Drink”; ”Safety Hurts”; ”Chanel’s in Training.”

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 15, 2012)

Big Black shows off Black Lavender; ”Failure to Launch”; ”You Couldn’t Do That Again if You Tried.”

(Originally Aired: Monday Dec 19, 2011)

Big Cat comes to the studio; ”Birds Are D…”; ”Get Froggy.”

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 01, 2012)

Steve-O; ”Animal Bullies”; ”Nut Snipers.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 28, 2013)

”M.I.L.S.”; ”Early Graves”; ”Russian Good Times.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Jamie Lee; Damien Lemon; Gareth Reynolds; the misuse of YOLO; phone mistakes; faild crowd surfing.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Indian bride Rashi wants an Americanized gown; Katie will be having two wedding ceremonies; Shenelle is nervous about seeing her custom color dress.

(Originally Aired: Friday Aug 10, 2012)

Aimee says she wants a dress that’s tight, blingy and ”a little slutty”; Yovanna wants a dress that shows off her figure; Sahar has her fitting.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jun 15, 2012)

Katie has survived a double lung transplant; Molly is looking for a dress to signal her transition into womanhood; Christy comes for her first fitting after losing 160 pounds.

(Originally Aired: Friday Aug 17, 2012)

Tisa is looking for a dress that makes her look hot; Victoria is looking for a dress for her wedding just eight weeks away; Emily is trying on her gown for the first time.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jul 27, 2012)

Andrea is a working mom who loves to squeeze herself into extra tight clothing that shows off her cleavage.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Nov 01, 2007)

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Nov 01, 2007)

The dudes go on a midnight road trip for the ultimate breakfast burrito.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Daniel refuses to make a Harlem Shake video; Candice, the ventriloquist who walked off stage, gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 05, 2013)

Sketches include: ”The Racist Football Coach”; ”The Barfer”; a barbershop quartet counts down the dirtiest videos of the week; Norm Macdonald.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Nathan discovers the professional Santa he’s helping has a dark secret; Nathan’s attempt to market a petting zoo has unexpected results; a teen is caught doing graffiti.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Sadee Deenus meets a typical all-American family.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Chief gives Cat a special new patient, Nicky.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jul 18, 2010)

”Jon” suffers a bout of amnesia, coming face-to-face with his destiny.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Young N-Word and Gunshot go to court over a video game; kung fu fighting.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 27, 2012)

Shake looks for help from the forces of darkness when an angel makes him pay for misdeeds.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Apr 04, 2010)

Steve decides to get revenge against the popular girls at school who tease losers.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 09, 2008)

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Haley ends up in the arms of Stan’s body double from the CIA.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 16, 2008)

When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 12, 2001)

After a medical emergency strikes, one castaway’s ability to compete is in danger.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

The BAU investigates when a prisoner escapes and starts leaving behind victims with his unique trademark; the team gets to know its newest member.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

The team searches for agent D.B. Russell’s granddaughter.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 26, 2012)

Frankie worries Mike is tiring of her as their 20th anniversary draws close; Sue tries to get Axl and Brick’s help planning a party for their parents; Axl spoils the end of a book for Brick.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Dec 12, 2012)

Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver’s ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year’s together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn’t meet their expectations; Alex and Haley are faced with challenges as they try to watch the kids back at home.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jan 09, 2013)

Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

As Rayna settles into the tour, she learns that Deacon has joined Juliette’s band; Juliette wants to make a change but her team disagrees; Scarlett receives an offer from Gunnar.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 06, 2013)

Whitney’s half-sister visits to discuss a life-altering decision; Alex and Mark try to cheer a depressed R.J.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Alex lets his ex-fiancee crash on the couch without consulting Whitney first; Lily has a date at Roxanne’s apartment.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jan 02, 2013)

A famous TV host (Roger Bart) forces himself on the young author (Anna Chlumsky) of an erotic novel; Detective Amaro uncovers a secret that could damage the author’s career and her case.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Peter is deeply upset when a young victim is discovered at the site of a train accident; an abusive mother takes dire actions; Severide’s injury is aggravated.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Dec 05, 2012)

The male semifinalists perform.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

A mole hunt within the KGB causes suspicion amongst allies and shatters trust within the Jennings’ marriage; Stan’s plan to keep his mole safe puts her at even greater risk of discovery.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

The women explore Paris while jogging, shopping and visiting; Kim is late for a cooking class.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 04, 2013)

Rachel’s spring collection debut at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week; gossip arises.

5TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Brad’s biggest challenge yet; Kate Spade’s collection; Minka Kelly’s fitting.

2ND SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Dressing fashion-forward celebrities; Rachael Harris.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

The department’s gang unit targets a well-known figure; the fugitive unit cases the streets of Charlestown for a local suspect; patrol officers traverse the city streets.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Lydia and Reuben search for a killer who cooked a man’s body; John and Lucero have a day filled with strange calls; Ben and Sammy respond to a bank robbery.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Phil and Si make a mess out of career day at a local school; Jase and the boys conduct a nighttime search for frogs at Willie’s country club.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 28, 2012)

Willie lands the biggest order in the company’s history, prompting the boys to build a conveyor belt; Phil wants to blast a beaver dam to smithereens.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 28, 2012)

The men camp out the evening before the opening of duck season; Miss Kay rebuffs unbathed Phil’s romantic advances.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 27, 2013)

Willie tries to shed some pounds before his high-school reunion; Si seeks his own pet when he believes Phil’s hunting dogs don’t like him.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 27, 2013)

When John Luke goes through his first breakup, the guys take him hunting and give him relationship advice; Phil and Kay seek the services of a pet photographer from the city.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Expert trapper Phil is called in when the warehouse guys lose their pet lizard; Willie and Si ride along with members of the West Monroe Police Department.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Esther and John resort to an Amish exorcism in a bid to save their brother; Levi tries to rebuild his crew; Merlin attempts to regain control; Alan and Jolin must choose between darkness and light.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Nate finds his farm ripped up; Matt has a rocky first meeting with a supplier.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

A murdered Marine’s fingertips and teeth are found in a stolen purse.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 22, 2011)

The team looks for answers when the current husband of Gibbs and Fornell’s ex-wife is abducted.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Nov 01, 2011)

Gus has a girlfriend; Shawn gets jealous when Juliet goes under cover on an Internet dating site.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Travel to the Hawaiian Islands of Lanai to investigate the report of spirits at the Castle & Cooke and to Maui to investigate a report of disruptive ghost at the historic IAO Theater.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 29, 2012)

The team meets with a horse farm owner in Montgomery, N.Y.

3RD SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Three musicians spend five days at Seaview Terrace in Rhode Island.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

A flock of Changewings pursue Fishlegs when he finds a special gem.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

”Worst Bros. Jr. Detectives”; hot dog cereal; cardboard car wash; solar system wolf; alarm beds.

(Originally Aired: Monday Dec 31, 2012)

Magic’s biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician’s act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 16, 1999)

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of ”When Animals Attack.” Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 23, 1999)

Stan becomes his boss’s go-to guy and feels he cannot say no to anything, including outrageous personal requests.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 19, 2008)

Stan gets jealous when he discovers Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 02, 2008)

Matriarchs from two families trade lives for 10 days.

Matriarchs from two families trade lives for 10 days.

Deborah steps in to help a family with a sarcastic father, exhausted mother and five wild children.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

The guys visit a retirement home and meet Adam’s grandfather.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 27, 2013)

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Nov 05, 2003)

Stan’s trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world’s dolphins and whales.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 28, 2009)

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Nov 09, 2011)

The dudes go on a midnight road trip for the ultimate breakfast burrito.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)

Bobby Bottleservice starts a new venture; Liz and Liz clash when Liz gets married; Ref Jeff runs a bounce house business.

1ST SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 06, 2013)