Wolowitz’s return from space isn’t all he expected; game night becomes a gender war.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

A friend’s visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Reese protects the spoiled daughter of a Brazilian diplomat.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Sherlock and Watson investigate a child abduction case involving a serial killer known as ”The Balloon Man.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

DuBois and Johnson.

Marcus and Sam learn they have been charged with treason; a threat brews among the group; an old friend of Sam’s visits Christine.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

The crash survivors must make a life-changing decision; tensions escalate between Jackson and April; Alex tries to restrain himself.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

A government employee shocks Olivia when he reveals how high the scandal goes; questions about Quinn’s background create tension; Cyrus tries to keep the president under control; an old flame of Olivia’s returns.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Bill Ritter, Sade Baderinwa.

Liz has her hands full as she tries to protect Jenna from bad press and prove to Tracy that women are funny; Jack experiments with an unconventional dating strategy.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Reagan and Chris enjoy a night on the town with Ava and Jerry; Chris encourages Scott to get back in the dating game.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy’s help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom’s gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Designer Tory Burch; orangutans face habitat loss; a college student whose ambition and addiction to Adderall ultimate derailed his dreams; hot topics.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Chuck Scarborough and Shiba Russell.

Stefan and Damon argue what is best for Elena as she makes the transition; a stranger arrives and starts questioning Sheriff Forbes and Mayor Lockwood; an old classmate’s return surprises Jeremy and Matt.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

When a ballerina falls to her death, Vincent suspects her understudy is hiding something; Cat asks Vincent to help decipher a paper found in her mother’s things; J.T. worries Cat’s visits risk exposing Vincent.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

(Originally Aired: Monday Nov 06, 2006)

Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted’s college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 09, 2009)

Liz uses her newfound confidence to solve Pete’s problem with a difficult editor (Paul Giamatti); Jack tries to cheat mortality; Tracy vows to be present when his wife gives birth.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 30, 2010)

Michelangelo uses a social networking site to befriend a famous martial artist.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Oct 13, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 06, 1992)

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 13, 1992)

Fran tries to raise money for a shower gift for Yetta; Cece’s dog is kidnapped.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 22, 1997)

Niles quits in a snit about money; Dr. Joyce Brothers recommends a mate for Maxwell.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 29, 1997)

Joey (Matt LeBlanc) asks Phoebe’s sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross (David Schwimmer) takes Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan (guest stars Jane Sibbett and Jessica Hecht).

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 23, 1995)

Frank concocts a plan to undercut the garbage men union to get the contract to collect the city’s trash.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Joanna suggests that Marta and Romain meet; Rodolfo gives Karent advice; Ana visits Alexia; Joanna warns Karent that Adriana is out to get her.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Adriana has chosen the night of Alexia’s Magazine Venue Party to confront Karent; Joanna discovers Roman’s dirty secret.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Adriana has chosen the night of Alexia’s Magazine Venue Party to confront Karent; Joanna discovers Roman’s dirty secret.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Singer Brandy.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Capturing an epic battle in which a vampire killer slays a vampire.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Flamingo inspired chocolate desserts; childhood inspiration in the candy round; ingredients native to Southeast Asia to make a cake.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 12, 2012)

First test, the chefs are inspired by canine cuteness; second test, peanuts and a sweet drink; third test, a chiming object gets the chefs’ imaginations ticking.

3RD SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Breakfast sausage appetizer; frozen dessert in the second round; fish entrees; sweet fruit with sour beer desserts.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Nov 08, 2011)

A man is found stabbed to death in a Dallas apartment, and police believe a woman lured him to his doom; a wild gunfight results in the death of an innocent man.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 12, 2012)

Two suspects in the fatal stabbing of a Dallas man admit that they planned to rob him, but point the finger at each other for the actual murder.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Four at-risk teens from the streets of Oklahoma City tour the county jail to get a glimpse of their possible future.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Inmates ”Ice Mike” and ”Hustle Man” introduce a bike-riding stoner, a bold gangster, a fearsome bully and a promiscuous girl to the horrors of cell-block life.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

Reviving a rusty and rat-filled 1959 Rambler to its former glory; a Willys Coupe Gasser may have a connection to a legendary drag racing team.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 10, 2012)

Richard stretches Gas Monkey’s style by turning a 1978 Ford Fairmont into a mirrored drift car; Richard restores a rare 1967 Corvette.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 01, 2012)

The car flippers work on a 1939 Chevy Coupe, a 1962 Ford Ranchero, and a 1995 Mustang GT; Old Skool Kustoms pays tribute to a famous hot rod.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Richard stretches Gas Monkey’s style by turning a 1978 Ford Fairmont into a mirrored drift car; Richard restores a rare 1967 Corvette.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 01, 2012)

A limited edition photograph of Albert Einstein comes in the shop; Rick and Corey are presented with a collection of confidential documents from the Pentagon; the Old Man takes the day off to tour a World War II era B-17 Bomber.

(Originally Aired: Monday Dec 19, 2011)

The team checks out a photo album signed by Gen. George S. Patton; Rick and Chumlee come across a pair of jockey boots autographed by Willie Shoemaker; a man comes in hoping to sell a bulletproof vest.

(Originally Aired: Monday Apr 25, 2011)

Master illusionist Steve Cohen tracks down, decodes and resurrects some of the most thrilling and terrifying magic effects ever witnessed.

Hitler’s buried secrets are exposed including his homeless stint, his origin as a product of incest, and his fear of sex.

(Originally Aired: Monday Apr 30, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Iron Man and War Machine find out they’re dating the same woman; Charlie Brown turns into an Internet star.

(Originally Aired: Monday Jul 23, 2012)

Mordecai and Rigby tell scary stories while traveling to a Halloween party.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 15, 2012)

Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 12, 2000)

After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 27, 2000)

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 18, 2005)

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 25, 2005)

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 09, 2011)

Tim visits the designers’ hometowns; the final four designers must present their looks to the judges to earn one of three spots in the fashion week show.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The designers present their collections at the finale fashion show; the winner is chosen.

10TH SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

The competition theme is ”Monsters of the Night”; a mother uses her divorce to gain attention; a mother refuses to listen to her daughter’s suggestions.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Highlights from the season.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Highlights from the season.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Jeremy and James visit Greenham Common airbase to see if the Communists ever made a good car; Jeremy conducts a road test on the Ford Fiesta; London mayor Boris Johnson.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Dec 07, 2008)

The teams must cook classic dishes from the opposing country; Team UK lets loose their secret weapon.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Snooki moves out; Deena struggles with her friend gone; Mike deals with the downside of recovery.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Jenni plans a surprise party for Roger; Deena auditions Danny to be a meatball; the roommates are involved in a brawl at the club.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

Jenni learns the full extent of her injury; Mike considers taking things to the next level; Deena holds Meatball auditions.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Eight people gather for the summer to live and work together.

Two brides are cursed with tunnel vision, but if they open their eyes to new possibilities, there will be light at the end of the tunnel.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jan 20, 2012)

A bride’s vision for her dress differs from her family; a bride shares her appointment with her terminally ill father.

(Originally Aired: Friday Mar 23, 2012)

Carolyn took two months to plan her pizza party reception; Fallon labored for a year and a half to perfect her downtown nuptials; Bride Victoria has gothic-inspired decor; Marivic combines traditions within her cherry blossom theme.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Thelma Madine, dressmaker to the UK gypsies, must find and punish the main culprit of the pin-pricking incident; little work is getting done in the factory; Shannon’s secret.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Carolyn took two months to plan her pizza party reception; Fallon labored for a year and a half to perfect her downtown nuptials; Bride Victoria has gothic-inspired decor; Marivic combines traditions within her cherry blossom theme.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

A vicious, blind white-supremacist; racy ”booty” videos featuring Nat King Cole. Dave Chappelle stars.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jan 22, 2003)

Stand-up performances from comics Nick Guerra and Gina Yashere; ”Hey It’s Fluffy” cartoon; ”Fluffy and the Demon.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 11, 2012)

The comic’s observations on male and female anatomy, relationships and sex.

Comics Dillon Garcia and Wil Sylvince perform; ”Hey It’s Fluffy Cartoon”, ”Indecent Proposal.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Daniel wrestles with his sexuality; reviews brotography; an armless girl gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

President Barack Obama.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) vows to beat his illness.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Jan 01, 2011)

Steven considers a European tour; Vin must pleasure a lesbian client.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 18, 2012)

Jon has a passion for dogs and sub sandwiches.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 05, 2010)

Victor Frankenstein and Frankenhole go back in time.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Aug 22, 2010)

Granny cheats death.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 05, 2006)

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 18, 2005)

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 25, 2005)

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 09, 2011)

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 16, 2011)

A twist in the competition results in a shift of tribe dynamics; as conditions at camp get worse, a castaway faces a significant decision.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

When one Kansas family goes missing and another one turns up dead, the team looks for a link between the cases; Beth has surprising news for Hotch.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The team investigates when one teenage girl is shot and killed during a rave in the desert and her friend goes missing.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

A neighbor accuses Frankie of stealing her hose; Sue cancels a road trip to Cincinnati after seeing Mike’s paycheck; Brick learns about the birds and the bees.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers’ parenting tips.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Phil can’t accept that Luke wants to quit magic; Gloria’s snoring keeps Jay and Manny awake; Mitch and Cam struggle to deal with their reversed role.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa’s renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.

2ND SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

As Teddy’s campaign progresses, Rayna must endure an investigation that reveals family secrets; Juliette sees Deacon perform with Rayna; Scarlett is torn between her dream and her commitment to Avery.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

George’s mother brings her sick cat in; Dorothy gives Dr. Leiter some tips for facing the board of directors.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Marny agrees to take care of the kids so Gary can have a break; the guys help Sheila move in hope of getting back Chris’ Giants tickets.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The special victims squad tries to take down a sex-trafficking operation that enslaves young women; when the investigation is halted by Lt. Alexandra Eames (Kathryn Erbe), Detective Benson has to get creative.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Severide hides his serious shoulder injury as he tries to rescue a construction worker from a collapsed building; two teens are trapped in a vehicle.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The judges narrow their search; the remaining contestants perform for the judges and guest mentors Marc Anthony, Justin Bieber, Scooter Braun, Nick Jonas and will.i.am.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Oliver runs into Laurel at the courthouse and learns she is prosecuting a man associated with his father; the Chinese Triad sends a mercenary to deal with Laurel; Moira and Walter ask Oliver to take over the company.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Sam and Dean investigate a series of murders where the victims all received organs from the same donor; the brothers find the killer in a trance and reciting an ancient prayer.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Barney propositions Marshall’s law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted’s boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 23, 2006)

The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 02, 2009)

Terrifying evils blur the boundaries between reality and insanity at the Briarcliff Manor.

2ND SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The women discuss the season’s drama.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 08, 2012)

The housewives discuss the season’s fights and confrontations.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 15, 2012)

Richard runs into an old enemy while interviewing for the Spence; Spike shows up late to a family wedding; Jen take on a high-pressure job; Fabio’s Italian mother shows up and gives him advice.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

A failing barbecue restaurant goes from takeout to eat- in.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday May 30, 2012)

Tension between Kelli and her daughter, Abby are the root of the Oleander Bar and Grill’s problems.

4TH SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Anna Maria, chef and owner of Anna Maria’s Italian Restaurant in Larchmont, N.Y., has a reputation for pushing business out the door.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Barry Weiss makes a purchase; Dave Hester has trouble leaving; one buyer makes a magic find.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Aug 28, 2012)

New buyer Jeff uncovers a Cold War keepsake in Gardena, Calif.; Darrell makes a tidy profit on his purchase.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jul 10, 2012)

The buyers nab lockers as a tornado approaches; two bidders band together in the name of profit.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 06, 2012)

The Doc and the Junkster get desperate on the final day in Austin; Moe and Mary bid on a locker full of pinatas; Jenny seeks furniture, but obtains a new set of wheels instead.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Willie decides it’s time for his son to have his own vehicle; Jase, Martin and Godwin have a fishing mishap that leaves Phil’s boat at the bottom of the swamp.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Si quits his job, and his replacement may cause Jase and the fellows to follow suit; Si attempts to repair a levee, with disastrous results.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

A former Navy SEAL commissions a civilian H&K 416 for charity, and Will enlists his help in re-creating the gun believed to have killed Osama bin Laden; featuring bonus footage, production facts and tweets.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Kris works on a surprise to honor Will; overtime leads to the gunsmiths making rookie mistakes.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The inside story of the search for Osama bin Laden, based on the book by author Mark Bowden.

The team investigates the Old State Capitol building in Baton Rouge, which has endured the Civil War; the team travels to Charleston, to investigate a plantation that has belonged to the same family for 15 generations.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Four friends encounter a woman in a long white dress with her face covered by a veil; a family moves into an old farm cottage and discovers that the house comes with its own ghostly protector.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Rick restores a basketball arcade game from the 1950s; a disagreement between Tyler and Ron escalates into an all-out prank war; Rick and the team are challenged by a client to make an antique barber chair resemble his Shelby Cobra.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Rick and his brother take a road trip to find some beat-up antiques; Rick auctions off a 1920’s gas pump.

(Originally Aired: Friday Apr 22, 2011)

The guys prepare a surprise for Chumlee’s 30th birthday; a guy brings in a set of statue molds; Rick and Chumlee look at an Identi-Kit used by police to make eyewitness sketches of criminal suspects.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 03, 2012)

Chumley from ”Pawn Stars” comes into the shop with a 1950s Murray pedal car and a specific vision for how he wants it restored; the crew works to fix up a 1965 Honda Superhawk that hasn’t run since the 1980s.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

An old hunting rifle believed to have belonged to George Washington; an old friend of Jimmie’s wants to sell his 12-foot Indian-style totem pole; Gerard shows up with a chair made out of cattle horns.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The guys set their sights on a rare World War I military periscope rifle; Bayou Bob hopes to sell his massive engine from the 1890s; Johnnie is shocked to learn a 1950s military field phone also doubled as an electric torture device.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jun 13, 2012)

The dragons fall mysteriously ill and the gang works to save them.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Johnny is determined to enter the Stout Book of Crazy-Inane & Useless Records; Johnny is challenged to a dogsled race.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 20, 2012)

Buck Strickland’s wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 06, 2000)

After Hank is framed for Debbie’s murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 13, 2000)

When Stan learns that his rival Chris White is applying to be the deacon at their church, he decides he wants the position for himself.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 19, 2005)

Stan tries to curry favor with Bullock (Patrick Stewart) in hopes of scoring a promotion, but learns a secret about his boss’s new woman in the process.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 11, 2005)

Interviews with Whitney Houston, home videos and family photos highlight the singer’s life; Whitney’s family shares their thoughts.

A high school history teacher is involved in a sex scandal with one of her students; a woman’s whirlwind romance with a Cuban spy.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Friends pursue lofty goals and romantic dreams on the road to adulthood.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Knight launches an attack to get inside Nany’s head; a pending elimination may destroy a budding romance.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Two relationships are left in shambles after a trip into the Arena; alliance members are up for elimination.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

The patients approach the halfway point; Drewbee’s paranoia gets the best of him.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 14, 2012)

Doug demands an apology after being called a child molester.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Shayne’s breakdown continues; Nik apologizes to Doug for the child molester remark.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Gary’s house is so full that he is forced to sleep outside on a makeshift bed.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Aug 12, 2012)

Ed and Aum both suffer from a disorder that causes tumors to grow uncontrollably along nerve shafts.

A 37-year-old meth addict who began using at age 15.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Sep 04, 2012)

If President Bush had been black; special guests actor Jamie Foxx and musician Lil John; musical guest Big Boi.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Apr 14, 2004)

Sketches include Steve Jobs’ successor; Ice-T as a naughty puppy; Rihanna and Chris Brown make up.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 19, 2011)

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 10, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Sketches include a bachelor party that goes in a weird direction; a black kid with a white penis.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

A mysterious knight named Langley flees for safety among the monks of Medieval Kingsbridge; the English king is overthrown by his son; headstrong young Caris’ fate is sealed as she is forced into marriage by her aunt.

ORIGINAL MINI-SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

A mysterious knight named Langley flees for safety among the monks of Medieval Kingsbridge; the English king is overthrown by his son; headstrong young Caris’ fate is sealed as she is forced into marriage by her aunt.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Rosie’s life has been radically transformed by the birth of her son, Hugo. Her outrage at what she considers Harry’s abuse of her son becomes an overwhelming obsession. She lays charges against Harry and all she can dream about is her day in court.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Nov 24, 2011)

Missy is on trial for murdering her fiance. Cleaver follows the money trail to ADIO, the CIA, and towards information that may bring down the international banking system and several governments. Col has a secret.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 17, 2012)

Someone from McClaren’s (Ryan Phillippe) personal life sheds light on his past. Patty confronts an adversary.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 08, 2012)

As the team tracks an elusive, chameleonlike killer, NCIS Assistant Director Granger (Miguel Ferrer) critiques every step of the investigation.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 14, 2012)

The presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y; Candy Crowley moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y; Candy Crowley moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Recording artists Billie Joe Armstrong, Mary J. Blige, Michael Bublé and Rob Thomas assist the coaches as vocalists perform.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y; Candy Crowley moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The Chance family devises a plan to break Maw Maw out of the nursing facility; Jimmy worries about his future sanity.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Ben decides to throw Kate a birthday party and invites her wild friend from high school; Tommy tells Kate why he hates Molly.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y; Candy Crowley moderates; analysis follows.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

When Zoe discovers her alumni magazine lists her as retired, she invites the reporter to interview her; George tells Lemon he has a date; Lemon and Lavon find themselves in a competition with their rival.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Emily Owens starts a surgical internship and learns, to her dismay, that the social hierarchy is reminiscent of high school; fellow intern Tyra befriends Emily.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 16, 2006)

Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 02, 2009)

Jax brings a new proposal to the club with serious consequences.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The women answer questions from viewers; Joe Giudice discusses his behavior. Hosted by Andy Cohen.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 07, 2012)

The women and their husbands discuss dramatic moments of the season.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 14, 2012)

Jeff considers firing Zoila and decides to bring her to couples therapy; Lisa G. thinks the Calabasas house is haunted and Jeff volunteers to stay overnight and prove her wrong.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

An opportunity to serve at a cast and crew party for the premiere of the musical, ”Mary Poppins.”

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 14, 2012)

Duck comfit in the first basket; mystery ingredient in the entree round; dessert round.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Dec 13, 2011)

First round includes snouts; second round includes a hot ingredient and popping candy; lollipops and cereal bars.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The detectives are called to investigate when a hotel maid reports being assaulted by a powerful Italian diplomat.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 21, 2011)

Detectives Benson and Tutuola dig into the past of a basketball star while investigating sexual abuse charges against his former coach.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 28, 2011)

Auggie, Joan and Arthur work with an old friend to bring Annie home from a Russian prison.

3RD SEASON FALL PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The artists must create original makeups inspired by a Dr. Seuss classic.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

The artists must create original cyborg makeups with parts from a junkyard.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Production designers must create a serial killer’s secret lair.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

When one of the gophers goes missing, Daffy and Lola start a search.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Short stories about the senses; an oinking suitor interferes with Tree Trunks’ baking habits.

(Originally Aired: Monday Apr 30, 2012)

The rodeo comes to town, and Bobby shames his family when he fails at calf-roping and succeeds at being a clown.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 16, 2000)

After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 20, 2000)

When Stan’s boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), comes over for dinner, he nearly catches the Smiths hiding Roger.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 05, 2005)

Francine throws a block party; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 12, 2005)

The dancers are split into trios and assigned routines; one mother takes charge during rehearsal; a mother and daughter team reveal how far they will go to win.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

The competition theme is ”Monsters of the Night”; a mother uses her divorce to gain attention; a mother refuses to listen to her daughter’s suggestions.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

A mother is accused of car theft; a child pawns their mother’s belongings; a daughter dates her 60-year-old professor.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

A mother is mistaken for a celebrity; a mother is accused of fraud; a mother gets arrested while relaxing at a spa.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Chef Ramsay visits Leone’s, an Italian eatery in Montclair, N.J., in hope of keeping the restaurant from being closed.

(Originally Aired: Friday Sep 30, 2011)

Ramsay tries to help the owners of an Oakhurst, N.J., restaurant called Mike and Nellie’s turn their business around.

(Originally Aired: Friday Oct 07, 2011)

The teams must cook classic dishes from the opposing country; Team UK lets loose their secret weapon.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

16 tattoo artists have a competition in a morgue to determine who’s number one.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

Semi nude women heat up the competition; a medical emergency arises; NFL linebacker Terrell Suggs guest judges.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

A botched American flag and a backwards eagle tattoo cause veterans’ patriotic tempers to flare.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

An unexpected text brings Jenna’s love drama into the spotlight.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Aug 23, 2012)

After releasing her blog, everyone has opinions about Jenna’s life; Jake and Matty want answers.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Aug 30, 2012)

Jenna fictionalizes her blog, hoping to change her fate and figure out her future.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 13, 2012)

Jenna’s decision goes public; Jenna questions getting everything she wants.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 20, 2012)

Friends pursue lofty goals and romantic dreams on the road to adulthood.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Kate, Sabrina, Abe and Rebecca visit the Sex Museum; Kate is in a bikini for her first photo shoot; Abe wants to take it to the next level with Rebecca; allegations of witchcraft.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 14, 2012)

The first Duggar Grandson Michael turns 1; Anna decides to make a cake for her birthday boy.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

The Duggars head to Branson, Mo. to ride roller coasters; Vanderhoffs for dinner; Jill turns 21.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 09, 2012)

Kate has a cheap lifestyle in New York.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Terence and Greg cause friction when others rebel against their budgets.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

The guys battle Montez in Small Claims Court.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jun 19, 2012)

Daniel searches for his replacement.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Nov 15, 2011)

Tosh chats with steroids guy; discusses unfortunate domain names and a Web rematch.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jul 12, 2011)

Daniel invents new Internet challenges; people are rewarded for harassing their friends as Daniel shows the Slap, Lick, Fondle videos; a 14-year-old Juggalo gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jul 10, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

In an effort to compete with Yellowstone, Woody asks the team to come up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve creates a Squabbit – half squirrel, half rabbit.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 16, 2012)

Lorna tries to free herself from Marco while Gladys’ secret engagement is exposed; Archie’s failing condition forces Vera to make a hard choice.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 01, 2012)

Set against the attack on Pearl Harbor, Gladys’ secret job is exposed; Lorna tries tries to deal with a possible pregnancy; Kate struggles to stand up to the return of her manipulative father.

1ST SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 08, 2012)