Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj’s pet.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

When a virus causes the machine to malfunction, numbers are issued irregularly; the team searches for an extremely elusive tech millionaire.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

After receiving information from Sebastian Moran (Vinnie Jones), Sherlock resumes his search for Moriarty.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A laid-back mother switches places with a strict disciplinarian.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Bailey continues to shut everyone out; Owen worries that Ethan could end up in foster care; a new craniofacial specialist comes to the hospital to work on a young patient; a magician’s assistant needs medical attention after a trick goes awry.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

The team makes a shocking discovery while investigating the mole; Fitz orders Jake to keep Olivia safe; Cyrus must clean up after Mellie’s ultimatum.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Convinced that the study group was destined to meet, Abed pieces together everyone’s past — revealing that their lives have always been intertwined; Chang tries to destroy Greendale once and for all.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Leslie commemorates her first year as a city councilor; April receives life-changing news; Tom considers a business opportunity.

5TH SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Alana and Jack are contacted by a former colleague who thinks he has the Chesapeake Ripper in custody; Jack opens up to Hannibal.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Contestants face elimination; David Cook performs.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

The glee club members perform Stevie Wonder songs; Artie receives potentially life-changing news; Rachel prepares for her callback.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

In hope of turning Elena’s humanity back on, Damon and Stefan provoke her in a new, brutal way; Rebekah receives unsolicited advice from Matt; Katherine is suspicious of an offer from Bonnie.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Vincent is jealous when Cat asks Gabe to attend a family remembrance of her mother; Cat uncovers information that makes her wonder if her mother is still alive; the mayor is shot at a public event.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily’s brain.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 31, 2011)

Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.

(Originally Aired: Monday May 18, 2009)

The boys try to stop the invasion of a British boy band; the boys hire a music manager to help Gustavo; a rift forms between band members.

4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Vinnie wants to teach Wendell to love baseball.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 20, 1992)

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a ”Stay in School” campaign.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 27, 1992)

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

(Originally Aired: Monday May 08, 1995)

Fran’s (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie’s (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 02, 1995)

Charlie gets jealous and uses a patient to spy on Kate.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

(Originally Aired: Monday Nov 23, 2009)

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

(Originally Aired: Monday Dec 07, 2009)

The fallout from the big brawl continues when Toya disinvites Mariah’s family from her upcoming Spookey Ookey party; Quad has her paws full when she invites both Mariah and Toya to her Puppies in Paris soiree.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Apr 28, 2013)

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Tabatha helps Mary, the owner of the Summers Sports Bar, get the place back on track after the death of her husband left the business in bad shape.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Licorice in the first basket; espresso powder and flank steak in the entree; polenta and sherry in the dessert.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Aug 21, 2012)

Four chefs attempt to make jumbo-shrimp appetizers.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Sep 04, 2012)

Four of la prep’s employees are put to the test; a businessman sets up a mobile office; a tour guide raises eyebrows.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods while homeschooling Chris and Meg.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 15, 2011)

When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and actually ends up winning, the family has trouble dealing with the good fortune.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 25, 2011)

Penny tries to mediate when Sheldon and Leonard disagree on whether to present their joint findings at a physics conference.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 17, 2008)

Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing, but the elaborate lie Sheldon tells leads to an unexpected result.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 24, 2008)

Milo decides to break it off with Molly; Tyler and Gibbs disagree with the owner of their favorite restaurant; Neal is asked to fire an employee.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Leonard and the boys avoid Sheldon when he gets sick, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 31, 2008)

Two men are beaten and shot in Miami and left behind an abandoned house.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 27, 2011)

An unidentified girl is found shot to death in a Dallas field; residents of a Cleveland community help police search for a young father’s killer.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A woman and her boyfriend, a convicted rapist, unleash their violent sexual fantasies upon two innocent victims.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

The battle-weary veterans need their deckhands to step up like never before; one swamper reaches to an unlikely family member who is terrified of the being in the boat; a team hashes out the value of intuition over discipline.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 25, 2013)

A massive sinkhole consumes part of Troy’s hunting grounds; the Beast of the East is chased by swampers using gator calls; one team comes up with a clever way to extract gators from a huge snarled lily field.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Arky battles a late night invader in deer camp; the guys must get permission to hunt in the ultimate money spot; Lou comes up with a way to transport deer that might cause problems.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A historic storm descends on southern Connecticut; Mike and Lou reach out to neighbors in need; Arky has his eye on a giant buck, but wind and rain may get in his way.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

The designers show their collections in the final runway show at Lincoln Center; Michael Kors returns as a guest judge to help choose the winner.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 25, 2013)

16 designers reminisce about their experiences on the show; fashion editor Zanna Roberts Rassi hosts.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Abby’s dancers compete with the Candy Apples in New York; Abby plans to wow the judges; Cathy plans to rely on Anthony’s choreography to keep her on top; Abby makes an announcement.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Apr 30, 2013)

Highlights of three seasons of guest moments.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 25, 2013)

”M.I.L.S.”; ”Early Graves”; ”Russian Good Times.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 07, 2013)

Big Cat comes to the studio; ”Birds Are D…”; ”Get Froggy.”

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 01, 2012)

Pauly Del Vecchio; ”Jersey Shore Rejects”; ”Guy Touching and Laughing.”.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Lil’ Wayne visits Vinny’s family, then he and Vinny go to a skate park; Jenna Marbles and Vinny video chat with Snooki.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A young man decides to skip college and find fame on a self-funded reality show.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A man has a tattoo his best friend won’t let him live down; a lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 25, 2013)

A girl has an unwanted surprise in her tattoo; a man’s wife hates his tramp stamp; a woman made the worst deal of her life.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 04, 2013)

A Top Chef winner with a loser tattoo; a homemade tattoo gone wrong; a woman gets a cupcake tattoo.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

A man’s tattoo is the result of a bet; a skater’s tattoo brings shame to the sport; a Burlesque dancer with a disfigured Merman tattoo.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 04, 2013)

The shop has 100 angry customers on its hands when Tim Hendricks doesn’t show up for his guest spot.

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

(Originally Aired: Thursday May 02, 2013)

Chris learns about a loophole in town law.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 17, 2011)

The staff learns a lesson about racial tolerance; Lola deals with Star Trek fans.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 19, 2010)

Sadee Deenus visits a town of physically fit people.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 21, 2013)

Early learns a lesson about mind control.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 05, 2006)

Carl is left to baby-sit Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Oct 24, 2004)

Francine throws a block party; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 12, 2005)

When Stan learns that his rival Chris White is applying to be the deacon at their church, he decides he wants the position for himself.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 19, 2005)

James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 26, 2010)