The guys search for a perfect Valentine’s Day gift for their significant others; Stuart and Raj host a ”lonely people” party at the comic book store.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Depressed on Valentine’s Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan’s holiday plans go south.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

As Reese and Finch try to save a hotel maid’s life, they encounter a litany of suspects; Detective Carter considers a significant offer from the FBI.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

When Detective Bell is attacked, the investigation ends up being more complicated than Sherlock initially expected; Sherlock wants Joan to take self-defense classes.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

After Hank Galliston’s wife, Leila, finds a special antique clock at a flea market, she is abducted by an international terrorist; as the search for Leila progresses, Hank questions everything he ever believed in.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Owen is faced with tough decisions as Seattle Grace spirals toward financial ruin; Jo and Alex try to save an infant’s life; April turns to Jackson for dating advice.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Fitz doesn’t know who he can trust; a handsome stranger (Scott Foley) sparks Olivia’s interest; the team at Pope & Associates works for David Rosen on a case.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

On Halloween, Pierce accidentally locks himself in his panic room, forcing the gang to search through his house to find the code that unlocks the door.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on ”Pawnee Today.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

The investigation into a girl’s disappearance leads to a high-tech kidnapper who uses the Internet to cover his tracks; Rollins reconnects with her sister.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 31, 2012)

Female contestants try to make it to the semifinals; the top 40 contestants are revealed.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Will and Emma’s wedding takes place on Valentine’s Day; former and current members of New Directions reunite to celebrate the occasion.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Damon runs into one of the five hunters on the island; Stefan makes a confession to Elena; the stakes change for everyone after new information about the cure is revealed.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Vincent and Cat aren’t sure if they can trust Alex; Evan realizes the woman he is dating is keeping secrets; Heather falls for Joe’s younger brother.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine’s Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 13, 2012)

Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine’s Day; Robin’s obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 08, 2010)

Jennifer moves in with Charlie temporarily and Kate gets jealous.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 07, 2013)

Charlie tries to help his patient with a placebo pill that supposedly reduces anger.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Archer’s former fiancée wants him to save her cyborg boyfriend who is trapped in outer space.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Jim, Steve and Billy appear in court to recall the night two criminals broke into their home looking for drugs.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

A sweet bread and melon in the first round; almonds in the entree round; fish.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Nov 01, 2011)

Green goddess salad in the first round; fortune cookies and brazino in the second round; sourdough bread desserts.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday May 08, 2012)

The candidates create a dish for a beer pairing and a gastro pub dish using live lobster.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 22, 2001)

Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 29, 2001)

Sheldon goes to work with Amy in her lab when the university forces him to take a vacation; Bernadette asks Howard to sign a pre-nup.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 09, 2012)

Sheldon and his nemesis, Kripke (John Ross Bowie), compete for a corner office; Penny feels uncomfortable after receiving a gift from Amy.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 16, 2012)

This week’s Nerd War requires of intelligence, teamwork and athleticism.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Two Dallas men on their way to visit family are gunned down; a police detective searches for a burglar who strangled a Cleveland preacher.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 20, 2012)

Miami homicide detectives investigating a triple shooting on a crowded bus learn the violence was the result of an escalating street war.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Oct 04, 2012)

A young man claiming to be an eyewitness in the shooting death of a 17-year-old Texas girl makes an unusual deal with prosecutors.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

The moonshiners get together in a secluded cabin to talk about their run-ins with the law and why they decided to let the cameras in.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Tickle and Jim Tom offer advice on romance; Tim and Tickle gamble on a high-stakes bootleg run.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Benson and Stabler encounter problems when the prime suspect in a sexual assault cannot be identified by the shaken victim.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jan 07, 2000)

A sexual assault victim (guest star Tracy Pollan) helps detectives investigate the activities of a rape suspect (guest star Neil Maffin).

(Originally Aired: Friday Nov 03, 2000)

Scottie returns and complicates Harvey and Jessica’s battle against Hardman.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Rick unknowingly causes a group of survivors to be trapped by walkers; Rick must confront an enemy more dangerous than the undead.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 07, 2010)

The Stash sells an independent comic book so the guys can see a costumed MMA fight; Walt buys nostalgic underwear.

2ND SEASON WINTER PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Todd tries to convince a bearded lady and a living giant to join the show.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Beth Beverly is challenged by Kevin Clarke in ”Size Matters.”

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

The Stash sells an independent comic book so the guys can see a costumed MMA fight; Walt buys nostalgic underwear.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Troy searches for one more monster gator to make a statement; R.J. and Jay are down to their final tags; Bruce, Ron and Tyler face a daunting final day.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jul 12, 2012)

A hurricane tears through the bayou on opening day of alligator season; two new hunters invade the Louisiana swamp and challenge Troy Landry to a high-stakes bet; a hunter jumps into the water to wrestle with a huge gator.

4TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Shawn and Vince track down and deliver a big rig filled with highly classified cargo; a trailer filled with prized cattle is stranded on a track; John and Gene hunt for a hijacked truck full of a million dollars worth of laptops.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Questions before bed; ”Nachotortilla Hose”; screaming at soup; ”Mob Robby”; cheat sheet tacos.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

(Originally Aired: Monday Feb 11, 2013)

Mordecai finally tries to kiss Margaret.

(Originally Aired: Monday Sep 03, 2012)

Bobby finds success as a model for husky children’s clothes, much to the dismay of Hank. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 09, 1997)

Hank challenges the members of a loud neighborhood garage band to a game of paintball. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Green Day.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 16, 1997)

Roger heads out in search of a new human companion after Steve rejects him; Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself (Peter Graves).

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 11, 2007)

While researching George Washington Carver, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that has been ongoing since the Civil War.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 18, 2007)

The designers must create garments for Heidi Klum to wear for the launch of her new fragrance.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 07, 2013)

The designers must create a line out of hard and soft materials from the flower shop and hardware store.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Molly is distracted while on her way to Cynthia’s wedding.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 12, 2013)

Rob’s parents, Patty and Gene, stop by; ”Sibling Rivalry”; Rob’s best childhood moments.

(Originally Aired: Monday Oct 29, 2012)

Jackass veterans Wee Man and Preston watch imitators try to recreate ”Human Bowling” and ”Wackass” pranks.

(Originally Aired: Monday Nov 05, 2012)

Justin Bieber shows Canadian pride; Humanimals; popcorning.

(Originally Aired: Monday Apr 30, 2012)

Lil Jon and Rob enjoy the ”Yeah” category; dancing animals; unintentional body shots; people get fenced.

(Originally Aired: Monday Aug 20, 2012)

Rob counts down his favorite categories.

Comics Nicole Byer, Mike Cannon and Jared Freid discuss unfortunate self-shots.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 14, 2013)

Melanie Comarcho’s speaks about relationships between men and women.