Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Nathan has a hard time choosing one of his family members to accompany him to a dinner with President Barack Obama.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Lyndsey finds out about Alan’s relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Andrew’s spirited and rowdy sisters come to the office to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day — Simon’s least favorite holiday.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

When a well-known cancer researcher is found dead, Watson and Holmes must determine if his death was related to his latest invention; Bell is finally allowed to re-enter the field.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Cyrus remembers the events that led to the binding price he and his brothers have to pay; the Red Queen and the Knave are faced with the Jabberwocky.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Arizona’s bad day escalates when she advises a patient on a potential double amputation; Derek breaks a promise; Stephanie and Jo find an abandoned baby; the nonfraternization rule leads to a suspension.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Despite being well-prepared, Fitz is thrown a curve ball during the first presidential debate; Olivia faces an extremely difficult decision.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Jeff, Shirley and Hickey’s discovery of a hidden stash of textbooks causes power shifts within the group; Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Leslie runs afoul of local shock jocks when she creates a new town slogan; Andy discovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting for bands to play the Unity Concert; Tom, Donna and April look for a restaurant locale.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Celebrities including Mark Paul Gosselaar, Taraji P. Henson, Breckin Meyer, Alison Sweeney, Angela Kinsey and Fred Willard compete in party games.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Jasmine and Crosby butt heads over how to raise Aida; news about Joel troubles Julia; Kristina and Adam intervene when Max interrupts Sarah and Hank’s work flow.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Twenty aspiring restaurateurs hoping to impress Ramsay present their signature dishes; after the opening night dinner service, contestants face elimination.

12TH SEASON PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

The contestants face elimination; Harry Connick Jr. performs; Mali Music performs.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Damon receives a grisly gift from Enzo; Matt throws an impromptu party; Caroline makes a confession to Elena.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 30, 2014)

Mary comes back from her honeymoon suspicious of Lola’s unusual behavior; Bash encounters an escaped victim of the terrors of the woods; King Henry is forced to ask Queen Catherine for help.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 30, 1992)

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman’s autobiography.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 06, 1997)

George wants to have an old-school Mexican birthday party for Harper.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Charlie falls for the sexy daughter of his father’s warring neighbor.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

A rude, drug-abusing educator (Cameron Diaz) vies with a perky colleague for the attentions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher (Justin Timberlake).

(Originally Aired: Saturday Jan 01, 2011)

A technical-minded eye surgeon doesn’t know how to romance a girl; the owner of a T-shirt company has been waiting for the perfect woman to fall into his lap.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

An advertising sales executive has high standards for his girlfriend; a 34-year-old who loves to surf has trouble finding a real relationship.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

A playboy treats dating like a game as he tries to recover from a devastating breakup; a single father and self-proclaimed dork has high expectations.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

First round, a pre-cooked protein and a slimy sea creature; second round, poultry tongue and pineapple.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 19, 2013)

A common breakfast ingredient causes the chefs to fritter away time; miso paste challenges the palate; an eel of a surprise in the dessert round.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

New Yorker Brian Tsao and Maryland’s Adam Harvey duke it out for their chance to knock Bobby off his throne.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Georgia chef Matthew Raiford and Boston chef Karen Akunowicz compete for their chance to take on Bobby Flay.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 14, 2006)

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

(Originally Aired: Sunday May 21, 2006)

Amy and Sheldon spread gossip as part of an experiment; Howard decides to take a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 07, 2011)

Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 28, 2011)

The banished nerds return; the final two battle in a gauntlet of nerdy games; the new King of the Nerds will be crowned.

2ND SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Alma attempts to gather up all of her children’s favorite recipes to share with the public; Mark challenges an old friend to eat a very unique burger.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 05, 2014)

Donnie and Mark, along with some famous friends, trick Paul into thinking they are working on a jingle for the restaurant; Alma has a hard time trying to find the perfect gift for Jenny.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 12, 2014)

Paul drops everything and heads to Toronto when Mark calls him to say he’s found the perfect place to open another Wahlburgers restaurant.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Feb 05, 2014)

Donnie gives his workaholic brother Paul a break by taking him out in a replica of his favorite childhood car; Alma and the girls enjoy seafood wraps and mud baths at a spa.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 12, 2014)

Four young working-class women try to better their lives; single mother Courtney discovers she needs her GED before she can attend beauty school.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Don sends his team to Cambodia after hearing rumors of a rare stone.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Don and his team’s search switches from one rare stone to another stone in the Himalayas.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Levi is forced to make changes; Caleb makes a fresh start in Indiana; Esther makes preparations to regain the family name; Merlin adds an ally.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 11, 2014)

A man goes on a killing spree, but he has links to a prostitute that Benson encountered in an earlier investigation, so the FBI contacts SVU for information.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Dec 05, 2012)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

A patient wants the guys to clear his browser history; Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Todd Chrisley micromanages his family just like his business and always tries to stay five steps ahead of his 5 children.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 11, 2014)

Rick checks out a fully restored 1960s VW Samba; a piece of egg art from Sergio Bustamante is brought into the shop; Rick announces a bonus for the employee of the month.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Rick falls in love with a tiara that belonged to the wife of President McKinley; a Felix the Cat sparkler toy is brought into the shop; Rick receives a secret package.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Rick checks out a German two-handed sword built in the early 1600s; a set of 1933 baseball cards is brought into the shop; Corey’s noisy neighbors are keeping him up at night.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

A WWII embalming kit is brought into the shop; Corey and Rick get fired up over a pair of Reid knuckle duster pistols; Rick has plans for a new company website.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

King Ecbert finds himself facing an entirely new kind of foe; Ragnar races to dominate in the west; Jarl Borg has his own plans in store for the future of Kattegat.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

The designers must use beach party materials to create their looks.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

After an argument in the lounge, the mentors confront the judges; Macklemore joins the panel.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Kit and Darren tour David Hasselhoff’s 20 acres of paradise; the actor’s treasures include ”Baywatch” items, music awards, and KITT from ”Knight Rider.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Kit and Martin are invited to Fran Drescher’s home; the actress reveals possessions including jewelry, an antique fur coat and her favorite pornography tape.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Nick Swardson; ”Old and Horny”; ”Day Drunks”; ”My Car’s a D…”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 02, 2014)

Mike Epps; ”Getting Zombied”; ”Save It for Later”; ”Bond or Burial Money.”

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 26, 2014)

Nyjah Huston; ”Less Gifted”; ”Getting Nyjah’d”; ”Mind Erasers.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Lacey Chabert; ”Last Minute Adventures”; ”Tender Moments”; ”Acting Sexy.”

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 09, 2014)

Derek Hough; ”Future of Dance”; ”Garbage Feet”; ”Knock Yourself Out.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Rob tries to break a record for jumping a car backwards; Big Black gets the opportunity to make up for lost time.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Time to consider moving; a new house wish-list; summer fun at the Blueberry Festival; a pie-eating contest.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 30, 2014)

Alana and Anna share a birthday; June decides to teach Alana about menstruation; June’s period is late.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

It’s prank season and the girls bring on creepy crawlers, fart bags and ”klever” costumes.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Marvin thinks he solved the Myrtle Manor rat mystery; Jared lands a music gig; Amanda and Brittany come to a breaking point and throw down.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Smooching strangers; playing a word game; forced to pose as photographers.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 26, 2012)

The guys put their green thumbs to the test; demonstrate how not to save lives as CPR instructors.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Apr 05, 2012)

The guys share shameful secrets in the park; don headsets at a fast food drive-through; try to convince unsuspecting strangers to dance with them.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 13, 2012)

The guys share humiliating text messages in a quiet waiting room, shampoo women’s hair and teach a driver’s ed course.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 29, 2012)

Contestants must sing while enduring a scorpion-infested pathway.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

”Creative Solutions”; ”Racial Draft”.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Jan 21, 2004)

Old music videos hint at future sex scandals; History Channel coverage of inner-city gang wars from the 1980s; music guest: Gza.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 26, 2003)

Dee starts to embrace the self-loathing qualities the guys have beaten into her over the years.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Sep 04, 2013)

Daniel speaks to Congress and has lunch with a homeless man; a child forced to enter the workforce gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 11, 2014)

Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences including making a sex tape, being a racist, and hunting.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Daniel gives the spelling bee kid a Web redemption, talks with zombies and blows something up.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Jun 19, 2012)

A celery salesman goes to great lengths to have celery become more popular; 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets; The Order Grill is open for lunch; Carrie declares social bankruptcy; a fed up office worker wants to become a gutter punk.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

The Portland band takes a new member and gains a groupie.

(Originally Aired: Friday Feb 10, 2012)

Jean’s emotional turbulence worsens, prompting Harold to move his daughters in with her parents; Junior falls further under Kopus’ spell.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

The shooting death of a young escort prompts an investigation into high society in New York, while McCoy and Carmichael track down career criminals.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Nov 18, 1998)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 26, 2013)

Sy’s plan for a ”theme day” on the base becomes overly complicated.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Sep 05, 2013)

What a home is; where people live.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 13, 2014)

Brandi Glanville.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 10, 2012)

Jon joins a country club; a TV movie is made about Susan’s life.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 22, 2009)

Dilly is surprised when he finds a batch of cooked shrimp washed ashore and Krunk trips on his way to investigate.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 18, 2007)

Roger asks Stan to attend an acting class, but tempers flare when they audition for the same role; Steve and his friends try to plan the ultimate slumber party.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 13, 2011)

Roger moves out of the house after an argument with Stan and is quickly replaced; Steve gets a new job at school.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Feb 20, 2011)

Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds that looks just like him; Stewie clones himself.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 15, 2009)