Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Carol’s surprise appearance in the Bahamas disrupts Nathan’s relaxation; Debbie is upset when she learns that Adam used to write love songs for special women in his life.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

A longing for grandchildren compels Simon to interfere with Sydney’s new relationship; Andrew and Zach try working with different partners.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

A man receives a ransom demand for his wife’s return years after he was suspected of killing her; Lestrade seems unwilling to leave the brownstone.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Lizard is granted three wishes after releasing the Knave; peasants seeking revenge abduct the Red Queen; Jafar learns about the Jabberwocky.

1ST SEASON SPRING PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Couples panic when the hospital announces a nonfraternization policy; Owen and Emma discuss the future; Meredith and Cristina have some girl time; Richard asks the residents for help with a rare cancer case.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Fitz faces a harsh reality when old feelings and jealousy arise at an event; Quinn wants to prove herself; Leo arranges a meeting between Sally and an old friend.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Dean Pelton lets two designers test their new social networking application at Greendale, leading to a war among the students; Professor Hickey decides to go underground until the battle ends.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Leslie’s efforts to take down the wall separating Eagleton and Pawnee yield unexpected results; Ben and Tom meet with possible sponsors for the concert; Ron finds a new hobby.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Contestants play party games with Anthony Anderson, Yvette Nicole Brown, Gary Dell’Abate, Adam Scott, Tiffani Thiessen and Pete Wentz.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Kristina starts a new adventure; while Amber encourages Drew to move on, Julia has a difficult time letting go of her past; Sarah considers an offer from Carl; Hank makes a confession.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The contestants face elimination; Phillip Phillips performs; Kodaline performs.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Keegan’s effort to help an old friend is complicated when the mayor decides none of his clients can get plea deals; Keegan thinks about joining Ben’s firm; Scarlet considers a big career move; Keegan makes a bet with Maddy.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Nadia remembers the centuries she spent searching for her mother; Matt, Stefan and Caroline try desperately to save Elena; Bonnie uncovers a terrifying secret that puts her friends at risk.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Mary must consider her nation and her heart as a forced marriage looms; Mary’s mother (Amy Brenneman) visits the castle, which worries King Henry and Queen Catherine.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Aug 19, 1992)

George’s intellect benefits when his girlfriend’s illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Nov 21, 1996)

George goes back into the dating world and discovers he’s bad at it.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Charlie tries to tempt his best party buddy when he becomes a priest.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

After an experimental program turns him into a supersoldier, Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), now known as Capt. America, leads the fight against Red Skull’s evil HYDRA organization.

(Originally Aired: Saturday Jan 01, 2011)

Patti asks a friend for help finding a spoiled man the right partner; a former NFL player who has been married twice wants to find the right woman.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

A technical-minded eye surgeon doesn’t know how to romance a girl; the owner of a T-shirt company has been waiting for the perfect woman to fall into his lap.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

A technical-minded eye surgeon doesn’t know how to romance a girl; the owner of a T-shirt company has been waiting for the perfect woman to fall into his lap.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Returning chefs face off; appetizer round combines a green dessert and a seafood snack; the entree round features quinoa and sour candy; dessert basket has palm seeds and dulce de leche.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Feb 25, 2014)

Strawberry and sausage are featured in the appetizer round; an offal entree basket sets one chef apart from the rest; a marriage of marzipan and tarragon in the final round.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Georgia chef Matthew Raiford and Boston chef Karen Akunowicz compete for their chance to take on Bobby Flay.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Kentucky chef Anthony Lamas and Washington chef Jennifer Nguyen bring the battle to the Big Apple for a chance to Beat Bobby Flay.

(Originally Aired: Monday Mar 03, 2014)

When Peter’s dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Dec 18, 2005)

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jan 08, 2006)

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.

(Originally Aired: Monday May 17, 2010)

Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon.

(Originally Aired: Monday May 24, 2010)

A live-action video racing game; two friends battle in a game of Angry Nerds.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The kidnapping of a young boy reminds Cragen, Munch and Benson of an unsolved case from 13 years earlier.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Oct 24, 2012)

Harvey is caught between Jessica and Scottie; Mike is plagued by painful memories; Louis’ suspicions threaten to expose Mike.

3RD SEASON WINTER PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Johnny sees Theresa for the first time since their break; Hank considers an emergency contact; Brian spends his first day on the rig.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

A lightning strike at a church compels the guys to think about karma, and volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged children.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Rick checks out a rock crawler; a game worn jersey from Bob Hayes is brought in; the guys realize they’re getting negative reviews online.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 20, 2014)

A collection of Viking items is brought into the shop; a Fender Stratocaster played in the studio by Jimi Hendrix; some Viking swords that are over a thousand years old.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Semie Moseley’s personal guitar is brought into the shop; the Old Man and Chumlee discover signed photos of Enola Gay; a class of elementary school kids takes a field trip to the shop.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Rick falls in love with a tiara that belonged to the wife of President McKinley; a Felix the Cat sparkler toy is brought into the shop; Rick receives a secret package.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The time has come for an unlikely alliance to band together for a new raid on England; a storm pushes the Viking fleet to a new destination; Ragnar and his men may have met their match.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The designers are challenged to create a steampunk look; Anya confronts one of her designers.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

The designers must use beach party materials to create their looks.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Kit and Darren are granted access to Gene Simmons’ home; Shannon Tweed and daughter Sophie show off red carpet outfits, one of Gene’s signature axe guitars and KISS paraphernalia while considering items to donate for charity.

SERIES PREMIERE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Kit and Martin enter the duplex penthouse of Ice-T and Coco; the couple reveal Coco’s wardrobe, an outfit from the set of ”Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” clothes worn by their bulldogs and an unreleased album to be considered for donation.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Jackson Nicoll helps break down outrageous viral videos.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 06, 2014)

Sterling and Chanel; ”Chatter Gas”; ”No Pros”; ”Surprise, I Hate You.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 20, 2014)

Lil Duval; ”Evil Tires”; ”Florida Vibe.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 13, 2014)

The Dudesons; ”Nudesons”; ”Fire in the Hole”; ”Human Targets.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Nyjah Huston; ”Less Gifted”; ”Getting Nyjah’d”; ”Mind Erasers.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Chanel is ”fully uploaded” by Freddie Wong; finding the perfect driver for his new ”street jet.”

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Sada and her father have a session together; Dr. Jenn brings in one of Farrah’s ex-boyfriends; Taylor discusses her daughter; the group participates in a special activity.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

The group takes a romantic boat ride and reflects on their time in therapy; Jon surprises Liz.

4TH SEASON FINALE

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The group takes a romantic boat ride and reflects on their time in therapy; Jon surprises Liz.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

An RV journey with an Animal Safari, wild animals, a children’s museum and a candy shop.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 23, 2014)

Someone is not flushing the toilet; June finds an apartment flyer in Anna’s room; Sugar Bear still has babies on the brain.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Alana and Anna share a birthday; June decides to teach Alana about menstruation; June’s period is late.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The girls’ first surf lesson; alone time.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 23, 2014)

A power outage causes the residents to bond; Bandit’s next moneymaking idea; Anne gets devastating news about her health.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

The guys revive some classic jokes at their own expense; they go head-to-head debating nonsense in a humiliating elimination challenge.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 05, 2013)

The guys get eaten alive leading a business luncheon, and trip over their own feet selling running shoes.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 12, 2013)

The guys strike the wrong chord as music instructors and try to save face in a humiliating focus group face-off.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 09, 2014)

The guys call it quits with a cringe-worthy public announcement, and act as dinosaur experts with preposterous prehistoric lessons.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Jan 16, 2014)

Contestants sing songs while serving an electrifying lunch.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Paul F. Tompkins; Paul Scheer; Maria Bamford.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Mar 05, 2014)

Daniel puts the sex back in sexual harassment; Daniel tries to make people more paranoid about staying in hotels; a tribute to trees in time for Arbor Day and 4/20; a woman who was fired for being too hot gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Apr 23, 2013)

Daniel shows off his Halloween costume and helps catch an internet monster; a lovestruck teen gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Oct 30, 2012)

Daniel attempts to turn every home in America into a public restroom; plays a game the censors will hate; a guy who doesn’t take direction from women gets a Web redemption.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Mar 04, 2014)

Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences that include stealing, addiction, and the prom.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Daniel talks with a child who is covered in hickeys; Daniel sends a lot of money to a stranger on the Internet; Daniel does a CeWEBrity Profile.

(Originally Aired: Tuesday Apr 30, 2013)

Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night’s sleep.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Spyke and Irys want an unconventional wedding; Toni and Candace have a book signing.

(Originally Aired: Friday Jan 20, 2012)

A neglected community’s agitation reaches a boiling point when a shocking tragedy upends the lives of all involved.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Feb 27, 2014)

Determined to cover up the truth by any means necessary, Harold’s sworn duty suffers; Kopus seizes the opportunity to place Harold under his thumb.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Briscoe and Curtis investigate the murder of an underhanded used-car salesman who was wanted for unpaid child support.

(Originally Aired: Wednesday Nov 13, 1996)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Dec 19, 2013)

When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

(Originally Aired: Thursday Aug 29, 2013)

(Originally Aired: Thursday Mar 06, 2014)

Tatyana Ali.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Jun 03, 2012)

Jon becomes a children’s lullaby personality while Kim is out of town.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 15, 2009)

A chunky lady’s love for her mean boss reaches a boiling point.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 11, 2007)

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Sep 18, 2005)

Roger offers to help Stan achieve his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant, but their differing views of the eatery cause havoc; a new girl in school invites Steve over while her parents are out of town.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Nov 14, 2010)

Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired when her expose on a liberal filmmaker implicates a conservative radio host.

(Originally Aired: Sunday Mar 22, 2009)